My name is Aceles. I am a new reporter for the CCOM news, and my column is named SECRETS AND LIES. I will report on anything and everything of interest going on in the forum.
This weeks topic is: A girl and her Squall.
Just what is it about Squall that draws our own Fell repeatedly to the TV. Screen to play as him? Is it his finesse? His cold silence? Perhaps the gas fumes on that side of her house? Here today to delve deeper into the mystery is Mr.Vanstuckleburgen.
Mr.Vanstuckleburgen: Thank you, Aceles Fraulein.
Aceles: What?
Mr.V: (louder) I said thank you.
Aceles: WHAT? I CANNOT UNDERSTAND! DO YOU SPEAKA THE ENGLISH?
Mr.V: This is an insult to me and my profession. (walks out)
(Shrugs) I'll do my best to explain it then.
The deep seated need in Fell's mind for a friend draws her top this incorporeal magnet, this polygonal person, this Squall. She needs him, and he her. Her passion for all things Squall makes him real, therefore he is real.
Though she has chained him to a stove, and forced him to make pancakes for CCOMer's day in and day out, and is now in a coma, Fell reportedly says that Squall has been speaking to her in her head, with a thick accent, just like Ultemicia, the evil witches. Wait…0_0
This is… Aceles… over and… out… for now… (runs off to find Fell)
IT'S NOT SQUALL! DON'T GIVE HIM THE DOOMSDAY BUTTON!!!
Awaaaaaaaaaay!!!
Aceles