By: Cheshil
General Board (WeLie)- Who would've thought it? Mitsurugi (Andy) and the Love... Topic. The two were reportedly seen at a movie and eating a candlelit dinner. It has only been speculation until just now. We have confirmation, pictures, and eye-witness accounts!
The confession was on page 39 of the Love... topic. It was the second post from the top, written on Monday, April 5th at 8:34 PM, CST.
This is the exact post:
Said Mitsurugi:
*falls in love with... topic?*
END QUOTE
Within two minutes of the confession, I, Cheshil, had already submitted it to WeLie Tabloid News. Since we had no proof of this love between forumer and topic, the article met little success.
However, recent happenings have led us back to this subject. We at WeLie have now found that there are in fact a couple of eye-witnesses, one of which was smart enough to bring a camera. On to them!
Cheshil: 1. Did you ever think that Andy and your Famous 'Topic' would ever hook up?
Kat: No, I never would have thought... but then...(Pause) Hmmm...
Cheshil: #2 I heard you saw Andy and... His friend at the movies. What kind of movie were they seeing?
Kat: Humm.... I remember it was a very DARK movie... (Short pause) And quite romantic. They were just a little bit tooo close to be 'friends'. I think so anyway.
Cheshil: #3, Did this seem like... The first time they had been out like that?
Kat: No, actually... they were talking about some other night...
Cheshil: Interesting...
Kat: Very.
Cheshil: And finally, #4, what were you doing at that movie?
Kat: Me? Well... uhh.... (Shrug)
Cheshil: Well... That seems to be another article... Anyway!
I nowapproached the defendant Andy about this topic. This is what he had to say:
Cheshil: Andy, From what I've seen, you and the (Now dead) Love... Topic have been dating. (Pause) Is this true?
Andy: Exclusively.
Cheshil: How long have you two been going out?
Andy: (Thinking) Since page 33 existed.
Cheshil: Why did you hide it?
Andy: I'm not one to flaunt what others can't have. I'm Crunk like that.
Cheshil: Oh.
Andy: And also there's your mom.
Cheshil: How has the locking and archive of the topic effected your relationship?
Andy: I'm an admin, foo.
Cheshil: That concludes this interview.
That's right. He even admits too it. If you still don't beleive me, look at this picture!