The Second War: Kokiri vs. Irkens

This war was a clash between the most populated usergroup against about one. With computer problems, Baklava was only able to take part in one event.

This war began with a fight. Origianally, it was the Gerudos vs. Irkens. The war was announced, but it didn't happen. The Kokiri leader, hYpEr MiCe, didn't want this war to happen. She wanted her group to battle for the Rupees. So, she went and pestered fhorngirl2003, leader of the Gerudos, until they backed off. This started harsh feelings against the usergroups.

Says Fhorgirl about the conflict: "Well I PMed you with my (not very good) reason and you answered my PM first.. Then when you posted it, Ricky (Hyper Mice) said that she PMed you first.....Because I was afraid for my health, and because I am easily pushed around, I let her fight the Irkens (AND LOSE!!!). I said that it was really me that PMed you first, because you answered mine, but she said there was something wrong with the site and her PM didn't reach you."

Says Hyper Mice about the conflict: "I sent a PM to Cheshil saying The Kokiri declared war against the Irkens. I even TOLD Cheshil I was sending this message. He never recived it, for unknown reasons. Rachel (Fhorngirl) then declared war against the Irkens, I told her I was already at war with them, but Cheshil said it wasn't true, he says he never got my PM. I was VERY MAD at Cheshil and Rachel (Fhorngirl) and Rachel (Fhorngirl) knew it. She then said she resigned from the war because I was mad. Then I went to war with the Irkens. I lost terribly, and Rachel (Fhorngirl) is still mad at me because she wanted to go to war first but Zim (ZimFaction) said he, "Would want to fight me over Rachel (Fhorngirl) anyday." I think its right that I went to war first because I declared war first even if my PM didnt go through, I TOLD CHESHIL!!!"

As the middle man in this, I pull out the war rules. It is clearly stated, in the a topic pretaining to the war. It says that a PM must be sent. There were some mix ups and errors, but the war still went through. On to the analyzation!

Day one (Math)- Kokiri- 100 Rupees

The Question (Copied Exaclty): If there are three apples and I take two, how many do I have?

PM me.

Answered by: There were actually four answers. Two Kokiri, and two Irken. In order that they were recieved.

1. Hyper Mice (Complete Message)- 2 apples
2. Comput1007 (Complete Message)- I guess I am a little late..but you have 2 apples...unless you ate one...then you would have 1 full apple and one core....but you could have also stole my apple and then ate it also...so then you would have 1 full and 2 cores....but then..you could have gotten really hungry and ate all of the last one and all of the cores...so you have 0 left....

[Other Answers Lost]

Analyzation: This was a semi-trick question, that no one fell for. It was how many I not how many were left. The Irken submitters: ZimFaction (Now JimmyTheStalker) and BAKLAVAH (now Baklava)

Day two (History) Well, not really - Irkens- 100 Rupees

The Question (Copied Exaclty): What is the name of the Pac-Man game being made by Nintendo, and who made it?

Answered by: ZimFaction [Complete Answer Lost]

Analyzation: The name of the game is Pac-man Vs. It was reveiled at E3 2003 at the Nintendo Booth. It used the GBA and GCN link up powers, to make a game where one person was Pac-Man and the other 3 were Ghosts. This was made by Nintendo legend Shigeru Miyamoto. The Kokiri did not submit an answer.

Day three (Science)- Irkens- 100 Rupees

The Question (Copied Exaclty): Alright, a double question today.

1. Describe an eclipse in one word. This should be a video game character.
2. What is dark, relatively flat rock found on the moon?

HINTS: These two names share a video game. The second one is a person's name.

Answered by: Irkens- Zimfaction [Complete Answer Lost]
Kokiri- 1. Shadow
2. Maria

Analyzation: Simple enough... Well, kind of. An eclispse is a Shado cast by the Earth onto the Moon, or the Moon onto the Earth. The dark rock is called Maria. They are characters from Sonic Adventure 2/Battle. Ingenius, eh? Of course the Kokiri answered. It took them a while... That was because I forced them to answer...

Day four (Art)- Irkens- 100 Rupees

The Question (Copied Exaclty): Find the best pic of Zack (Gameplay) from FF7 (Can also be from another game). Send me the URL via PM.

Answered by: Zimfaction [Complete Answer Lost]

Analyzation: You just had to find a pic of Zack... A guy who was killed trying to save Cloud...

Day five (Writing)- No entrees- 0 Rupees

As there were no entries, so these competition is still waiting to be used.

Day six (Anything!)- Irkens- 100 Rupees

The Question (Copied Exaclty): Anagrams... Send in the answer (Via PM) to at least 2 of them for the victory...

They are from Video Games, titles or other wise:

Refi Mlbee

Hinrsa

Raswpart

Saterm Drwos

Answered by: Zimfaction- Fire Emblem
Shinra
Starwarp
Master sword

Analyzation: He got three of them. The first was Fire Emblem a strategy RPG type game from Japan. Second is Shinra from FFVII fame. The third, which he answered incorrectly was warpstar, known to many Kirby fans. The final, is Master Sword, used in almost every Legend of Zelda game.

The winners are...

The Irkens!

This victory is attributed to Zimfaction. Great job!

And that concludes this issue of The War Report. Just a random fact, this article is over 1,600 words long and spans 6 pages in Micrsoft Word. Whoa!