Teh Gamer's Journal Thing
Hello, I'm Cheshil (Webmaster of the site), and I'm going to start off this article... thing. Teh Gamer's Journal Thing is an article about 2-4 gamers who come together every once in a while to play video games. You probably think it's an excuse to play video games. Well, it IS! This article is written a bit differently. Since there are multiple authors, you'll be able to tell who's who by watching the colors (There's a guide to the colors at the bottom). Anyway, the game we played for this article is...
CUSTOM ROBO
Um...yeah. it was cool. We Pwned. We got Pwned. the usual. Cheshil and I tag teamed vs Tim and my bro, and got beat the first matches, but we pwned them with non-illegal n00b weapons. Yah, I rule you all.
Totally pwned. Jorge and I were upset so many times. As I speak, battle 3 of the Tag Team Tourny (The Bathroom Portal Tournament) is going on. It's Jorge/Jorge vs. Francis/Tim. Jorge is being pwned. The first battle was won by Jorge/Me. And Francis/Francis won battle two.
Sponge/Beaver/Ninja/Tim here. Uhh...I dont like this game, Smash Bros. is way better. We (FranCIS and me) destroyed Cheshil and Jorge for the first three matches. I just won a match without actually fighting it. I'm wearing my Waffles shirt. We have candy. But we are strangers so dont take it from us, there might be crack in it. We're gonna play some Halo later cuz I brought my Xbox and I'm going to win that. I have Ninja Gaiden with me too. We have Hot Shots! Part Deux, one of the best movies ever and Cheshil is NOT wearing a bikini.
I DON'T WEAR BIKINIS!
I pwned jorge kuz he was stupid and he wasnt paying attention. He didnt seem to notice i was even there. My brother is typing for me right now. Right now...Its Cheshil vs Tim, but we all know that Tim'll get pwned. I'm going against Tim up next, and I'm probly gonna pwn him again.
Yeah, this is jorge here. He did NOT pwn me. I was just stupid. In fact, i would have way pwned him if i switched robos, cuz, you know, it was just luck. PH33R M3!
And now... I pwned Tim/Tim. Now it's Jorge/Cheshil vs. Francis/Francis. w00t.
After my not horrible semi-defeat at the hands of some guy who just walked in here and stole all my sugar, I feel like playing Halo. But Cheshil doesnt have any other TVs so I dont get to. My waffles shirt is still here, yep, maybe you'll get to see pictures of me and my amazingly beatiful self in it later. We might make T3|-| 574R phites (teh star fights) later. Until then, mmmmmmmmmmmm Smarties.
Pwned. The story of my life. Jorge/Me vs. Francis/Francis. The gun spammer won. I gave in for the Cheshil/Cheshil vs. Gun Spammer/Tim. I had no chance to survive, make my time. We ate sugar though.
I think Cheshil and Jorge lost because they were hyper and stuff. They always think that I'm a gun spammer, but I'm NOT! Cheshil and Jorge are being sore losers (Are NOT!) and are morons for doing that.
And now I touch and XBox controller for the first time.
Gasp, what horrors await!
Okay, jorge here. d00d, we got pwned, i dont care. its not like it was my fault or anything. i mean, he kept gun spamming us, and we didnt have a chance. I mean, every time we shot him, his rounds just massacred us with his gun spammy pwnage. But anyway, we got pwned, i know. I'm not good in Illegal vs Illegal. I know for sure, though, that we're gonna freakin pwn them all in non-illegal Dooma tournament. My needle, rayfall, and sniper will kill them all. since francis just basically stays in one spot or flies in repeated patterns, he'll be easy to get if he doesnt use illegals (which he cant use on the next tournament). and again, like always, PH33R M3, N00BZ!
JORGE! I DID NOT GUN SPAM! just stop thinking I'm gun spamming, cuz I'm not, dude.
to gun spam- act of using guns over and over again to not let your opponent do anything, and ultimately pwning them in the unfairness.
Not ONCE did he use a weapon that wasnt his gun. not once.
PWNED!
Tim is playing the creepy Ninja game. I hijacked his SN. Yay for me. Must... Play... More... Custom Robo multiplayer...
I was totally playing Ninja Gaiden (I heard Jade is a secret character ;])It sucked in this part, I was attacked by dragon things, and I would've gotten a pretty prize if I beat them, but they threw me out the door. It totally sucked. And then I had to go back in and fight them AGAIN but I didnt beat them because they was 60 of them (literally, 60). So I skipped them and fought the MUCH easier yellow and purple dudes with claws challenge. I got my prize from them after using the Cloud sword, and the Dragon sword, and the bladed nunchuku (nunchuks, whatever). We gonna go watch Hot Shots Part Deux (THAT'S FRENCH! COOL HUH?). Je suis un Ninja, donnez-moi tous les chicks.
Color guide
Red is Cheshil
Blue is Francis.
Green is Baklava (Jorge)
Black is Tim
And this blue color is the group as a whole.
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