Teh Gamer's Journal Thing
Date: March 20th, 2008
Game: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Participants: Cheshil, Chris (Not Tony), Daniel, Devon, Francisco, James, John, Jorge, Josh, Kelly, Liana, Ren
Hello and welcome.
I’m here all the way from northern Mississippi. I was bored, so I came over. Brawl… uhh… played it once. Well, now three times, but that’s besides the point.
um. so apparently Cheshil and I are on a team. That means I might have a chance! I don’t have the game, so I can only play when I come over. Wish me luck! (also I’m hating this auto-cap thing.)
Dogs… they are the anti-Wii. Dakota almost killed Liana’s Wii!
Well, Devon is off to get the Bawls. The tournament goes well – and, if this TGJT is any like the others, I’ve already won.
Riiiiiight.
AAAIAAILAIAIAIAIIAAIAIAIL We won, but it was against James, so I guess that’s no big achievement.
Oh snap.
But anyway. Yeah. I brought over another Wii and some extra controllers. People keep knocking it over accidentally, so we just ended up putting it on its side. I’m glad Nintendo products have a history of being nearly impossible to kill. >.>
I’m playing on a team with Francisco, and we just beat James and Kristan.
Blake and I just beat chris and Kelly. They lost we won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I kinda wish I knew the buttons… or wasn’t Peach. Chris ended up defending against Ren and Blake, down to the wire… we lost. ^^;;
After an epic battle worthy of 300 we were defeated……..kelly was destroyed by blake and ren and so it became a two on one contest. I fought hard and defeated blake and almost beat ren but was struck down by a poke ball!!!! Im sure if king leonidas here to see this he would say something like “…dude you got beat by a freakin poke ball….thank god you weren’t born in Sparta cause id have kicked you Caucasian butt straight down the well with that Persian dude”
Yes, that’s exactly what he would have said.
And we lose. Oh well. I found my new favorite character… R.O.B.!
AILAIAIAIILAAAAAIAAIAAAIAi We won again, and this was against John and Eisler, so this one was actually an achievement. Unlike winning against James. This time it came down to Eisler and Liana, and Liana got a Final Smash and decapitated and mutilated and defaced and vandalized and fabreezed Daniel.
And as awesome as that victory was, we were then beat down by Cheshil (and Devon (Marth and Pit respectively, of course). We played on the Shadow Moses level, with the incredibly epic “Theme of Love” playing in the background.
We sort of got destroyed. Devon and Cheshil both had, like, three or four lives left when Francisco and I got taken out. >.> Devon and I are both die-hard followers of the number one rule of Pit playing – spam the arrows! – but I never realized before now just how annoying it can be, especially since I didn’t have enough time to change back to Zelda to reflect them back. Cheshil did his normal thing, which is kill the **** out of everything, and Devon was able to cover him well. Too bad Metaknight doesn’t have any kill attacks or we might have had a chance. We gave it a good fight, though, and it’s not like we’re going to walk away without any Bawls (is that a double negative?).
Oh man. Ren and I just played against Devon and Josh… We went into battle with Ren saying “try not to die too much” and he ended up dying first. But of course that left me to defend against two opponents and I died an epic death (falling off the level, of course…) At least I got to summon midgets once…
So, Cheshil and I won the first team tournament. So it’s 3 bawls down… however many to go. We’re currently on another team tournament, but these are with random teams. I was put with Josh (poor guy). I feel like a handicap. Haha. We beat Ren and Kelly, Cheshil and Eisler are next. D:
Ha, victory in one tournament – the next one = mine (and Eisler’s) as well. Anyway, off to defeat Devon and Josh.
Aww man we Lost. Kelly and I we’re just destroyed by Devon and Josh. It wasn’t a surprise, but is was still a disappointment to lose. :(
An epic battle of small proportion Francisco and I were destroyed by eisler and Cheshil. I died many times of driving wario’s bike off the level.
In my next battle with Blake, we faced off with John and Kristan, I killed myself like five times, but we one anyway. Also, both me and blake bot almost every final smash, but we both missed on every one. It kinda sucks.
AHH! I’m not doing well. *sigh*
Just beat Devon and Josh. Ha.
Okay, a word post-game. I was the last one left, against Cheshil. He had 13% and I had 200-something%. There was no chance. :’(
An epic battle of small proportion Francisco and I were destroyed by eisler and Cheshil. I died many times of driving wario’s bike off the level.
In my next battle with Blake, we faced off with John and Kristan, I killed myself like five times, but we one anyway. Also, both me and blake bot almost every final smash, but we both missed on every one. It kinda sucks.
AHH! I’m not doing well. *sigh*
Just beat Devon and Josh. Ha.
Okay, a word post-game. I was the last one left, against Cheshil. He had 13% and I had 200-something%. There was no chance. :’(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoO
ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ok so that would be the 2nd time that I lost from a final smash at the VERY END asldkfjioearqoijfdjlidg. Not so bitchin
BOOOOOYAAAAA!!!! Finally i have redeemed myself!!! Despite almost being knocked out by a freakin poke ball again we won sooo good. Daniel went down then stole a life from Cheshil to buy some time…….but it was futile. Cheshil got massacred and then it was Daniel vs. me and liana…..who was killed by daniel. Daniel and I had a short fight over a final smash thingy…….and I got it…..then Daniel tried to hit me and hit in the wrong freakin direction and was placed perfectly in front of me. I initiated link’s final smash and shot him off the screen. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA oh yah I got and extra bawl. Yay if kind leonidas was here now he would probly say something like “dude im still gonna kick you down the well cause you got hit with another poke ball, say hi to the Persian dude” *kick*
“oh yah I got and extra bawl.”-so that brings him to a whopping 1 and a half.
Daniel’s bawls taste fruity
Daniel is just mad that he doesn’t have any bawls and HE GOT FINNAL SMASHED BY A MAN IN A TUNIC!!!!
I really hope this doesn’t degenerate into a bunch of bawls jokes.
But on that note, these bawls taste of victory and win.
Liana and Cheshil are currently battling Jorge and Frances… Liana won.
Ren’s girlfriend is apparently not very good to him, because he’s got BLUE BAWLS!!!!
Oh, Ren and Blake and John and James are playing a 99 stock match and when Ren is concentrating his mouth hangs open, so me and Daniel got a couple of cookies and came up behind him and shoved them in Ren’s mouth as he was playing.
Just played some Wi-Fi against Jorge. Well… Um. OS Rules those Los Vegans. For serious, “falcone pawnch” ftl.
PWMED
zomg. Jorge actually won a game.
AND hit with a Falcon Punch.
woah.
I have to say it on behalf of Jorge: FAAAALCOOONNN PAAAAAAAAAWWWNNCHHH!!! (Finally)
Playing against Jorge is pretty fun, especially when we changed our names into theirs. Jorge immediately fell off the stage, because he thought that we were him. Pretty funny.
I beat Jorge in the 1v1. ‘Twas simple. Overall, it was a 1 stock to 1 stock, but no matter what they say, I did the best.
“Simple?”
So there I was, losing match after match after match. And I thought to myself, "Is this what you want, Jorge?"
"Did fate carry you this far?"
So after missing a falcon punch and falling off the edge, I assumed the Wild Horse Parts the Mane posture in Yang Tai Chi.
Relaxed my senses...
Breathed in deep...
and I said, very slowly...
FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNE PAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNCH!!!111wtf!!1
And everything changed. I won. With Falcon. With snake.
There was QQing and PEW PEWing and WTF-YOU-STOLE-MY-NAMEing.
Second. Third. First. Jorge was back.
And then there I was, one on one with Cheshil. Sword here, kick there. Falcon kicks and counters and shields and bombs and boxes… Missed final smashes… When, at its very end... I missed dodging a final smash.
But that's okay.
I missed it, but I am happy. I used my falcon punch to its heart's desire.
WHEN SUDDENLY
NINJAS EVERYWHERE
O SHI-
tl;dr: I lost to Cheshil.
I barely lost to Jorge as Link, my SSBM best character…
Cheshil got PWMD by a FISH.
That level was ridiculous. I was killed by crabs. CRABS.
99 Stock Brawl:
KOs:
IRON – 147
James – 102
Player 3 – 67 (Ren)
Jack – 66
Damage Given:
Jack – 10,480
Iron – 12,676
Player 3 – 13,250
James – 15,617
Damage Taken:
Jack – 13,140
Iron – 14,408
Player 3 – 13,263
James – 11,723
Grabs:
James – 1
Player 3 – 1
Iron – 0
Jack – 232
Hit %:
James – 39
Player 3 – 50
Iron – 42
Jack – 40
ibaklava (7:08:02 PM): lol, the most epic thing ever though
ibaklava (7:08:11 PM): Was when me and Kelly were both captain falcon
ibaklava (7:08:19 PM): and we were on opposite directions
ibaklava (7:08:28 PM): and we did side b on each other, cancelled out
ibaklava (7:08:40 PM): then FALCON PUNCH at the SAME time and we both flew off the screen. LOL
Yeah. Epic. Very epic. I haven’t done a 99 stock match in over… what… a few months. God that was epic. My hands are tired. Oh, and I wasn’t last. Woo…
Fifty stock match ftw.
Just played a 50 stock match against Cheshil, Devon, and Liana and lost. Surprised?
My thumb hurts. D: I lost to Cheshil (5 lives) and Liana (3 lives).
50 Brawl Match (Liana, Josh, Devon, Cheshil)
1st – Cheshil
2nd – Liana
3rd – Devon
4th – Josh
KOs:
57 (Cheshil
51 Devon
49 – Josh
40 – Liana
Hit %:
33% - Devon
38% - Josh
37% - Liana
36% - Cheshil
*tripin out* Dude like in that thing the sky and the ground……they like re the same dude ts like oneness or something. We all are like the sameou
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